...but if I were, this is the mani I would rock at all times:
I ask you, how effing awesome is this? It's a slapdash mess, I know, but don't you judge me, Earl. It's China Glaze Lubu Heels tipped with Essie Forever Yummy. I cannot tell you how much I love this. I kind of threw it together out of boredom and curiosity and MAN...it's awesome! Next time I have a date (which should be sometime in 2015, if my romantic history is any indication), I am doing this mofo, and I'm doing it RIGHT. It is the sex. I'm sorry. It just is.
Here, check out Lubu Heels on its own:
If you need to go have a cigarette now, I'll understand.
so pretty and i love the name of the post! very sexy and vampy! love it!!!
ReplyDeleteLooks great! I've never heard of Essie Forever Yummy--guess I'm not paying close enough attention to all those dark reds she does. :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! I love love love this! I want to rock this with you- and this post has me laughing my ass off! I'm with you on the dating scene!
ReplyDelete@Kerrie - Thanks! It's fun to be someone else every now and then.
ReplyDelete@Karen - It's a nice one. Picked it up at the Wal-Marts!
@Fingers - A funky french...you WOULD love it. :-D