I ask you, how effing awesome is this? It's a slapdash mess, I know, but don't you judge me, Earl. It's China Glaze Lubu Heels tipped with Essie Forever Yummy. I cannot tell you how much I love this. I kind of threw it together out of boredom and curiosity and MAN...it's awesome! Next time I have a date (which should be sometime in 2015, if my romantic history is any indication), I am doing this mofo, and I'm doing it RIGHT. It is the sex. I'm sorry. It just is.
Here, check out Lubu Heels on its own:
If you need to go have a cigarette now, I'll understand.