1. Never poke a pregnant hamster.
2. Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.
3. Wear white after Labor Day. I dare you.
4. Never smile at a crocodile.
5. Do as I say, not as I do.
6. Don't stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ear canal.
7. Do put darker color French tips over light pastel colors, as I've done here with Avon Olive Green and OPI On Stranger Tides.
8. Take more time with your polish application, so your manicures look better than mine.